New Year, New Experience

So I hit 34 the end of last year.

You wake up one morning, get out of bed, look around and realise that your still alone, that no one's going to make you breakfast in bed, and that the only person who is going to see the birthday cards is you. You sit there staring into your morning cup of tea, listening to breakfast TV so that you can hear a human voice and Mother Nature decides to hit you with a million plus years of genetically engineered warnings to get your arse in gear and do something with your life...
So what do you do???

1. You can get VERY drunk.
This works from no more than 48 hours (I did try it for a whole year at university, but they threw me out, something about not doing any exams). The problem here is you can easily lose your job.

2. You can sleep with as many people as you can.
This usually goes with plan 1. This is fine except that you can end up waking next to some.... ummm.... "interesting" people and, if your very unlucky, hetrosexual and male, being chased by fathers, mothers and the Child Support Agency.

3. Decide to change your life.
Thats right, finally do all those things you've been putting off so that you can work all those extra hours in the office and try to impress the boss, who, by the way, thinks your either a threat, prat or an opertunity for a shag. Yes I mean it, sign up for that Mongolian basket weaving evening course, go to that Amnistry International local area meeting you always miss because it's at the same time as Big Brother and finally travel to somewhere where they don't all speak English (America's a good choice.. :-))

So this year I decide plan 3 was the one.... (Having tried plans 1 and 2 in previous years). And this Blog is part of this life changing plan, along with quiting my job, taking three months off to go travelling and making a porn movie.... (ok the last one's a dream rather than a plan)...

So I hope you enjoy these stories, thought and view from victem of a rather young mid life crisis, accept the fact I can't spell to save my life and, maybe, get a few ideas for yourself...